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Canadian Demotivational Poster


MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

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Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


WHY CAN'T I OWN A CANADIAN -


TAGS: canadian list jesus bible god sean for 25 00 sale
Rating: 4.34/5

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squiros - February 20, 2013, 11:15 am
great questions for anyone learning to read. good news buzzramjet! we ALL get to throw rocks at her! unfortunately not in USA since defer to local govt. anywhere legal, i'd gladly help out =D reply: bible reading comprehension ftw
Buzzramjet - August 11, 2012, 11:26 pm
Hilarious. That thing has been around for about 7 years or so. No one has actually been able to rebut it that I can find. And there are more. Like: I found out my wife was not a virgin when I married her, do I get the police to execute her or can I?
fred - October 18, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's funny, because it's true! :D
WhiteTiger225 - July 19, 2010, 11:13 pm
@#180344 Me thinks thou dost protest too much. Upset that your trimmed beard and hair are going to send you to hell? :p
TweedyMcSchwackerstein - June 14, 2010, 7:08 pm
half that ****'s miscontstrued, 2 lions at best...
Ed-Hyde - January 4, 2010, 11:11 am
Ron, if you really wrote that I'd LOVE to see the response.
amina - January 4, 2010, 8:39 am
Never have I been more proud of a motifaker then I am now. I must once again bow down in awe of your talent.
spacedog - December 23, 2009, 7:27 pm
Excellent Ron, 5Ls. If you're heading north, I might know where you could rent some Canadians. The maple leafs aren't doing anything much these days.
Zed - December 23, 2009, 6:23 pm
Ron, you win. 5 F'ed-up lions, dude!
CANADA - December 23, 2009, 4:17 pm
that would defiantly make them think
Derek - December 23, 2009, 3:03 pm
A inconsistency exposure of biblical proportions.
aesop's folly - December 23, 2009, 2:26 pm
5/5 for the win
GreyScorpion - December 23, 2009, 12:39 pm
Welcome back..."who gimme 5, gimme 5, 5, gimme 5....Sold!! to the Guiness drinker in the back. Pick up your canadian on your way out, sir."
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 12:15 pm
This is f***ing beautiful, Ron! 5 bible thumping lions for you. I hope you enjoy them. Daniel did.
R.S.Jake - December 23, 2009, 12:06 pm
I got my Canadian on ebay! It came down to the last minute, but I got the winning bid!
rerun - December 23, 2009, 12:05 pm

I cannot own a Canadian because they live to far North, the purchase price would have to be offset by the travel price required to make the purchase. So far, not one dealer is willing to deal. Guess the economy is on a rebound.


CANADIAN NAVY CARIBOUS - Even the US Navy Seals look up to them




BLESS THEM -


TAGS: canadians flashlights
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - July 6, 2011, 7:30 am

epci....lol
crankyhead - July 5, 2011, 8:34 pm
knock knock....... who's there?..... Canada....... Canada who?...... Can a dang tourist not take his flashlight out for an evening stroll without upsetting the natives? 5L Airman =)
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 8:21 pm
hers got bleeped?
coldinjected - July 5, 2011, 7:11 pm
fla****? Haha! Get it? Get it? Eh, sorry. 5L
spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:22 pm
LOL! Slow news day.


RCMP -


TAGS: canadian police search drugs fail
Rating: 4.57/5

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MissPriss - January 23, 2015, 8:24 pm
Oh be honest cannabal...you just love me for what I have hidden in my shed!
Cannabal - January 23, 2015, 6:16 pm
I LOVE YOU, PRISSY!
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:02 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary, but, what did you think 'bout the poster?
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:01 pm
Thanks from the Great White North 'sod.
GaryO - January 10, 2015, 8:26 am
cute
Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 7:15 am
COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo; COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo! 5 cases of Elsinore, eh?


BABY SEAL -




REMEMBRANCE DAY - Remember those who fought for freedom




LUMBERJACK COMMANDOS - Now the ROYAL CANADIAN LUMBERJACK COMMANDOS


TAGS: lumberjack commandos royal canadian
Rating: 3.77/5

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Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:56 am
They'll kill you just as dead as other countries commandos, just very very politely.
440wakeup - August 22, 2011, 11:00 pm
these are the W.A.C.'s
logan240184 - August 22, 2011, 1:37 pm
They draw their power from their beards, and a flask of Rye. CGN.


CANADIAN WOMAN - Only Canadian women can relax in the snow and still look this good.




POLITE CANADIANS -


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - March 14, 2014, 1:37 am
Thanks, MissPriss
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 11:23 pm
Too true. 5 fingers for ya Steve.


CANADIAN UNICYCLE - Yeah, we are crazy enough to test drive the damn thing in the winter.


TAGS: motorcycle canadian unicycle insane
Rating: 2.07/5

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surprisebuttsecks - August 18, 2009, 8:12 am
It's the d*** summer in Canada.


How to find a husband -


TAGS: canadian women husbands traps
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 23, 2013, 5:50 pm
Mrs. spacedog thinks I'm husband material... Unfortunately that just means she wants the house painted.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:48 pm
Of course it is...keeps the beer cold. Thanks for the vote Mr. Jesus.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:47 pm
I'll give ya an even 6 as a thanks for the vote.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:46 pm
5 hangovers? So you're the one that keeps escaping! Thanks for the vote Grey...glad to see ya around.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:44 pm
You saying you're husband material space? Hmmm, best go check my trap line. Thanks for the vote.
JesusWept - October 22, 2013, 1:10 pm
Hockey and beer....a divine combination! 5 slap sh**s!
maoworks2 - October 22, 2013, 7:52 am
I Think That's What I Need 5 Cold Canadian L's
Greybeard - October 21, 2013, 11:41 pm
5 hangovers. Awesome poster as usual. :)
spacedog - October 21, 2013, 6:12 pm
5 Beers! Wait, how do I get out of this thing? I guess I'll just drink Em here then.


OH CANADA -


TAGS: canadians at play
Rating: 4.37/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 15, 2012, 12:20 pm
Check Manitoba (And d*** you Airman!!)5L
djinnyf - March 15, 2012, 11:01 am
Doesn't look like any Canadian I know! xx
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 7:54 pm

I hear they've invaded Wisconsin and made off with a wheel of extra sharp cheddar.


GANGSTA FAIL - at least turn your hat side ways




CANADIANS - You can give them a college education, but that doesn't guarantee much...


TAGS: blondes canadians pink
Rating: 2.14/5
Me_ - November 25, 2009, 12:09 pm
Looking like that I really would not care if she could spell. However, collage is an artistic composition made of various materials (as paper, cloth, or wood) glued on a surface.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 24, 2009, 6:31 pm
Nice ***bies +5.....still a negative. You fail.
TheTrashHeap - November 24, 2009, 6:21 pm
Anonymous poster -5. Canada bashing -5. You suck. nuff said.
freestyler - November 24, 2009, 5:27 pm
Collage is a word 2 :P


Canadian Harvest Moon -


TAGS: moons seasons canadian harvest blue
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:36 am
Ya got that right Uggie...thanks.
ughomer - October 19, 2013, 9:46 am
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Canuck humor - can't beat it!


NOT TOO DUMB EH? -


TAGS: winter canadians americans
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - January 23, 2013, 7:58 pm
Ever see when they try to explain how to get free beer? Doesn't work...:(
spacedog - January 22, 2013, 6:07 pm
HA! Hoser proverbs! Keep your stick on the ice. 5L
MissPriss - January 22, 2013, 2:24 pm
Thanks for the comments and votes guys!
ughomer - January 22, 2013, 1:42 pm
C - eh - N - eh - D - eh
Silverheart - January 21, 2013, 9:22 pm

Same goes for driveways, sidewalks and porches in my hometown! Erie, PA born and raised! 5 frozen Lions on this one.
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:51 pm
5L for truth Missy


CUZ THEY SAID? -


TAGS: canadian enjoy outdoors
Rating: 4.67/5

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MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 9:20 am
Thank you
GaryO - March 15, 2013, 8:53 am
Love this one


ROUND HAM - A .K.A . Canadian bacon


TAGS: canadian bacon round ham canada
Rating: 4.14/5

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CloudchaserS - January 22, 2012, 3:59 am
True, that. Many of us Americans also consider Budweiser to be beer flavored water.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 20, 2012, 10:06 am
No doubt, I can't believe they drink our old dishwater....but it's pretty easy to put one over on people who drink Budweiser by choice...
CloudchaserS - January 20, 2012, 4:44 am
True, you Canadians have done a good job of convincing many of your southern neighbors that Molson is beer
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2012, 8:19 am
Canadians don't have "marketing ploys" We are too honest and genuine to try to deceive others, and we are not "silly" we're eccentric....that being said, We are also excellent Bull****ters!
CloudchaserS - January 18, 2012, 11:44 pm
I've always thought that calling it "Canadian Bacon" is a marketing ploy. Canadian Bacon is also a good, funny movie
djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 10:44 pm
Those silly Canadians, eh? First "original" bacon joke I've seen. n1


NEXT GOOGLE SEARCH -


TAGS: google search jokes internet canadian eunuchs cruise ship motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.82/5

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aesop's folly - November 3, 2009, 6:04 pm
hmmm.... They're with stupid?
MrRandom - November 2, 2009, 12:25 am
I'd say don't spread the stereotype, but we already do everyday.
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am
LMAO! i know a guy with that exact ride
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:24 am
Awwwwwwwww.
Chopperliscious - November 2, 2009, 12:21 am
Awwww. I'm a lumberjack and I'm okaaaay. Welcome to CanadUH - we are so tough, we ride Honda Vespas with floral seat covers!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:17 am
well i can't say the one without balls because that just wouldn't me specific enough
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 12:14 am
Who? Tell me, tell me!!!
CANADA - November 2, 2009, 12:13 am
I guess you know who the boss is there
WTFO - November 1, 2009, 11:22 pm
Truly outstanding, Ron. 5 milk-bag carrying lions.
Sean - November 1, 2009, 12:04 am
Hey Mods ... get out yer banning paddles. An' be quick aboot it.
spacedog - October 31, 2009, 11:04 pm
Look out it's Mooford LOL!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:15 pm
For the thing about your wife of for quoting American Pie? I a**ume Canadians hate those movies.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:13 pm
I will kill you both!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 10:11 pm
I can answer that! This one time at band camp...
MrRandom - October 31, 2009, 10:08 pm
Think about that for a second. Do you really want that answered?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 10:06 pm
How do you know my Wife Ron?


CANADIANS -


TAGS: canadians lovers motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.57/5

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slurzup - August 25, 2011, 4:23 am
ph**chopped and i resent/resemble those comments, but dont apreciate the pictoral that goes with it
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 6:21 pm
Momma always said "Wear clean underwear in case you're in a car crash....or end up in a threesome" 3 x 5L
Derek - November 26, 2009, 3:55 pm
A Québecois ménage-a-trois, or way up North where the women are scarce.
gawdofwar - November 26, 2009, 3:24 pm
true


CANADIAN WINTERS - Moooooooooooooooooo Has Had Enough He Will Now Be Flying South During The Winter Months




CANADIAN CHICKS - I bet YOU sat on the couch juggling the bean bag last night…pussy.




HELL - Is where Canadians wage war!




THE BEGINNING -


TAGS: rivals americans canadians
Rating: 4.92/5

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MissPriss - May 26, 2013, 10:25 pm
You're right! Thank you very f**king much...bahaha!
Bolverk3778 - May 24, 2013, 6:41 pm
Do not take good manners for being passive, the Canadians can just as aggressive as the rest of North America they are just more polite as they do it.
Rudedog - March 1, 2013, 10:48 pm
So true. Just prepare when we need more trees.


Canadian Graffiti -


TAGS: graffiti canadians polite swearing
Rating: 4.45/5

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MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:56 pm
Crap is acceptable too...teehee.
EmilioDumphque - March 13, 2014, 2:35 pm
Poop!
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:25 pm
Thanks little, glad I gave ya a chuckle!
chickenlittle - March 13, 2014, 9:15 am
ahaha that's awesome, laughed out loud MissP :D


VACATION DESTINATION -




Canadians -


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 3.84/5

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PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 1:10 pm
And to her initial request that they pay her $20,000 medical bills, they offered $800 and told her to get stuffed. Interesting case though, especially given the company's actions (or inactions).
Renza - April 25, 2013, 12:29 pm
Well, that and their lawyer taking the stance of 'screw her, we couldn't care less'
steve1961 - April 22, 2013, 4:35 pm
What isn't generally known is the company that was successfully sued for the h** coffee incident had been warned previously about not following safety protocols and brewing the coffee h**ter than normal. That is why she won.
Silverheart - April 22, 2013, 3:47 pm

It's all to avoid lawsuits from litigious cry-babies. 'boohoo, I spilled coffee on myself, I didn't know it was h**'. Sometimes I'm amazed at the level of petty, immature stupidity people exhibit.
Silverheart - April 22, 2013, 3:44 pm

I'm from the U.S. and I'm disappointed in the idiots that created the need for silly labels like that. Coffee served h**? No shizz? If it were sold less-than-h**, people would complain. As bad as the food labels... Like mixed nuts says 'contains nuts'
Zetmonk - April 22, 2013, 12:24 pm
Yeay for the canadians in that case. The rest of the world seems to miss the mentioned obviousness.
MissPriss - April 22, 2013, 11:02 am
We try...we like our coffee h** our beer ice cold and us women to be to ready for anything in between.


CANADIAN PEOPLE - Always...Sorry I've got nothing


TAGS: canadian
Rating: 1.73/5

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FETCH ME A DRINK MOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: canadians google
Rating: 4.73/5

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ICEMAN - March 6, 2012, 6:24 pm
Yeahbut....... Mooooooooooooooooooo's god goes by the name of Jameson.


LAUNCH & RECOVERY -


TAGS: canadian aircraft carrier
Rating: 4.68/5

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Sean - April 22, 2011, 1:52 am
... In your court, big fella."
Sean - April 22, 2011, 1:51 am
Here's a fun fact Moooooooooooooooooooooo (probably) doesn't want you to know: while attempting to enter the U.S. recently, he was overheard to say: "Not only did I NOT pack my own luggage, Mister, I didn't even dress myself. So. Looks like the ball's
Sean - April 22, 2011, 1:09 am
For God sakes Mooooooooooooooooooooo, what does the "P" in "PM" stand for AGAIN?!? And don't answer that, even if you can, it's a rhetorical. K?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 22, 2011, 12:47 am
Here's a fun fact that Sean doesn't want you to know, he went to the prom with his cousin....It didn't get really creepy until the Wedding. Also, his last name is Ghadafi.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:36 pm
Fascist!
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:35 pm
And as for manouverability on the high seas ... that carrier can turn on a dime, and chante like there's no tomorrow, provided the right Celine Deon song is blasting out of it's loudspeakers.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 11:29 pm
Here's a fun fact that Mooooooooooooooooooo doesn't want you to know: one on our 13 aircraft carriers is the H.M.S. Waldo, named after the brave Canadian who led Canada to its only gold medal in the 88 Olympics. Her "sport"? Synchronized swimming.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 21, 2011, 11:13 pm
I was. You're all banned....for 11 seconds.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:23 pm
And boy is Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gonna be pissed. He was talking aboot land based nuclear reactors , after all.
Sean - April 21, 2011, 10:18 pm
I saw it *wipes tears from eyes* but I musta just blocked it oot. *sniff* And I'll have you know, you big bully, that that Carrier, which I believe is the H.M.S. Rocket Richard, runs on the latest goose dropping technology known to man.
Airman - April 21, 2011, 6:53 pm
go ahead Sean, pretend you didn't see this


SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW -




BECAUSE... - Sean and Canada are tougher than they look, eh.


TAGS: sean canada canadian slavery
Rating: 3.86/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:44 pm
5L - a great batch of motifakes, jmac!!
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:55 pm
Looky there another 5


CANADIAN PRIDE -


TAGS: canadian pride barefoot eh
Rating: 2.75/5

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Derek - August 23, 2009, 6:36 pm
Now if you could just stop her smoking...


I MIGHT BE EVIL... - But I'm not the devil (Do you see horns? I don't see horns...)


TAGS: canadian politic liberal
Rating: 2.42/5


Justin Bieber -


TAGS: justin bieber behaviour antics drugs rude spoiled arest canadian rob ford future mayor toronto canada
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2014, 12:58 am
Wife and I don't do them, except the occasional aspirin and psych meds.
MissPriss - February 18, 2014, 1:31 pm
Canada welcomes you with open arms. But you have to bring your own drugs...or ask Toronto's mayor...teehee
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:12 am
Which BTW, wife and I strongly considering moving to Canada. Have you heard about what they're doing here? Oh, my God!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 18, 2014, 11:10 am
I would've never 5uspected . . . the mayor that is. Lol. I mean he's Canadian; how could the mayor get into so much trouble?


Canadians -


TAGS: canadians language slang unique cultures
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:42 pm
Blasphemy! Canada stands alone...eh? Thanks OSA.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:41 pm
Loony, toony... still much nicer looking than American money...teehee. Thanks Robin, er, Cannabal
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:38 pm
Slang, yup. It sounds very much like... thanks silvie :)
Silverheart - October 22, 2013, 10:26 am

I use more than a few of those words... I did grow up just across a lake from Canada. Any slang for 5 Lions?
Cannabal - October 21, 2013, 7:23 pm
"In Canada, their dollar is called the "loony." How can you take an economic crisis seriously?" ~Robin Williams
OSA - October 21, 2013, 5:07 pm
US/Canada. Australia/NZ. ...Close, but not quite the same!!


canadians -


TAGS: canadian winter summer clothes tough
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:20 am
Just a tad...teehee
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:19 am
Ug...you should see the gals!
lgvernon - March 12, 2014, 12:00 am

LOL! Had to go into town for provisions and while in the store I was asked if it was cold out. "No, it's nice," I said. "It's about 40, I think." I have lived in Wyoming too long.
ughomer - March 11, 2014, 10:29 am
Hah!


Hockey -


TAGS: hockey rivals canadians americans babies
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - March 13, 2014, 5:47 pm
Good call Missy. The states out played us.
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:11 am
Oh yeah, thanks!
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:11 am
I think the 'mericans are going to win that one. We've got a great team but this year they just don't seem to "act" like a team. Guess we'll see eh?
MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 2:08 am
Thank you Jesus. You should be one of the all time best hockey players I would think. You can walk on water, gawd help the team playing against you on ice!
spacedog - March 12, 2014, 6:53 pm
Oh yeah, 5 gold lions eh. (Go Canada Go)
spacedog - March 12, 2014, 6:50 pm
Olympic sledge hockey semi-finals tomorrow: Canada vs. U.S.A.
JesusWept - March 12, 2014, 6:31 pm
It's true! I'm Swedish and 7 times out of 10 Canada beats the sh*t out of us in hockey hehe. Good one, MissP! L L L L L
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:17 pm
Little known fact...did you know that SPARTA spelt backwards is A TRAP(s)...I know you're trying it out right now me lord...bahaha
MissPriss - March 12, 2014, 3:14 pm
Seriously? Poor memories? Well let me tell you something lady......uhhhhh? And another thing! Sorry for using the same picture, my apologies. Us Canadians sometimes dumber than 2 pieces of sheep****, but always polite...teehee
lgvernon - March 12, 2014, 11:49 am

Canadians: Great at hockey. They do suffer from poor memories~~apparently. #171685 Created February 25, 2014 (BG)
Reality Lord - March 12, 2014, 7:41 am

p'fffft. the play on ice. we are born of ice. THIS IS SPARTA.


An Angel Sings -


TAGS: rita macneil canadian folk singer
Rating: 4.86/5

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falloutghoul - April 22, 2013, 8:56 am
There's a joke in that comment somewhere...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 21, 2013, 10:51 pm
I heard she had the flesh eating disease.....It took 40 years to finally do her in.
MissPriss - April 21, 2013, 6:55 pm
She was the "b***" of a lot of jokes...yet a wonderful voice that brought pride to the people of the east coast...and knew how to polish off a "whopper"!
crankyhead - April 21, 2013, 5:48 pm
I'm going to miss "ol' Eat a big meal".


WINTER STORMS -




DETERMINATION -




Games -


TAGS: canadians love their hockey beer games
Rating: 4.63/5

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Oldsod - May 3, 2014, 6:26 am
Philosophically, I'm open for just about anything. She Who Must Be Obeyed, however, has reservations...and is trying to keep me on it...
Oldsod - May 3, 2014, 6:26 am
Philosophically, I'm open for just about anything. She Who Must Be Obeyed, however, has reservations...and is trying to keep me on it...
MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 8:57 pm
That's easy...1st move up here to Canada, 2nd bring over a bottle of rye to my place and 3rd I'll teach you how to play. You open for say Saturday?
MissPriss - May 2, 2014, 8:56 pm
Oh Ugs, I could laugh you under the hockey game table!
Oldsod - May 2, 2014, 7:50 pm
I want one...
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 5:44 pm
Bra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!


Michael Moore -


TAGS: michael moore columbine canadians documentary
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - May 30, 2013, 8:21 pm

i suspect he secretly is Canadian.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:03 pm
No, that was that Austin Powers guy.
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 5:55 pm
Wasn't he in the Halloween movies?


Some Humor -




THE MAN -


TAGS: tth the trash heap thetrashheap canadian
Rating: 4.13/5

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TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2010, 9:30 am
Me and my b****es! 5 milkbones! And thanks Aggy!
ICEMAN - March 27, 2010, 2:31 am
Looks like one of the pack left a gift in his back yard. 5 steaming piles.


OF COURSE -


TAGS: of course canadian secuce women
Rating: 3.64/5

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ANON - October 8, 2009, 1:57 pm
it was believable until RACHO RELAXO...thats from the Simpsons...it where Marge goes to get away from the family in the episode where Homer loses Maggie!
CANADA - August 29, 2009, 12:41 pm
the phophet's newsletter mad me laugh
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2009, 11:06 pm
It's hilarious....of course it's Canadian. 5.


GAY SUPER HEROES -


TAGS: g** heroes canadians captain canuck motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.26/5

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BoneCD - December 8, 2010, 9:30 am
Ditto guys
Faceplant31 - December 8, 2010, 2:34 am
I agree canada 100%
CANADA - December 8, 2010, 12:57 am
anyone else missing the good old days of motifake?
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:14 pm
ROTFLMAO Ron!!!!
CANADA - November 3, 2009, 1:28 am
I laughed till it hurt!
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 11:53 pm
One helluva superfist there... use caution.
Rking - November 2, 2009, 11:53 pm
g** stereotype
agdaniele - November 2, 2009, 11:50 pm
Like internal lesions ripped, or g** stereotype ripped?
Rking - November 2, 2009, 11:47 pm
You ever wondered why all the xmen are so ripped? now you know.


CANADIAN MEESE -


TAGS: canadian moose or meese eh lol
Rating: 3.19/5

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Cubby Fan - September 14, 2009, 7:44 am
In Canada, you can get nit milk in bags.
culos - September 11, 2009, 5:51 pm
If you can find a bucket that's small enough...
MO - September 10, 2009, 9:21 am
Can you milk a nit?
Cubbyfan - September 10, 2009, 8:07 am
Not to pic nits, but the plural of Moose is Moose, btw that isn't a Canadian Moose, that is a Canadian Mouse our Moose are much bigger :)


CANADIAN RED -


TAGS: canadian red sean is the man
Rating: 3.13/5

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agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:09 pm
Especially a red pencil...
Sean - June 27, 2009, 9:05 pm
*aside* and if she'll take a cheque written in pencil, she's keeper.
Sean - June 27, 2009, 9:04 pm
That's funny, RON. But I think you've been around long enough to know that it's not the size of the pencil that matters most, it's the size of the cheque you can write with it.


CANADIANS RIGHT? -


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 2.8/5

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Overlord Douchebag - February 23, 2010, 2:47 pm
You've never seen a Sumo wrestler, or people from Wisconsin, have you?
emprorche - February 23, 2010, 2:38 pm
how is this canadians again? Americans are the fatest F**ks on the planet
LogicDude - November 24, 2009, 9:25 am
Holy sh*t! There IS a woman there...I just thought he was standing in a huuuuuge garden.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 6:43 pm
The bulge on a canuck would be lower. Plus our women wear cammo not flowers.
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 3:41 pm
He looks REALLY HAPPY to see you Ron! LOL!!!


CANADIAN WARNINGS - Because socialist healthcare isn't enough.


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 2.38/5

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JESUS CHRIST - Now a confirmed Canadian




CANADIANS - Make me laugh.


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 2.11/5

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CANADA - February 1, 2010, 10:59 pm
ya, not everyone is the brightest
Produceman117 - February 1, 2010, 10:58 pm
Nowadays, me too.


CANADIAN WARNINGS - Because socialist healthcare isn't enough.


TAGS: canadians
Rating: 1.17/5

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agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 4:36 pm
Perhaps I just felt that the world needed a LOT of warning about Canadian issues. Maybe.
agdaniele - October 29, 2009, 4:35 pm
In the most loving way, f-u, reason!!! LOL!!!
Reason - October 29, 2009, 4:33 pm
looks like a dupe got past the mods. Great first week Aggy. lol


Forgotten -


TAGS: remembersance day canadian unknown soldier grave peace war fathers sons grave
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 12, 2015, 5:57 pm
Hey Moo(?)!!!! Nice to see your ugly mug...must be close to winter you're getting the 'puter ready for another long cold hibernation...teehee. Thanks for the L's.
MissPriss - November 12, 2015, 5:54 pm
Thanks dawg, unfortunately not a nice subject though.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 11, 2015, 6:09 pm
5L
spacedog - November 11, 2015, 3:56 pm
Nice one Miss P.


Just Ask Moo(?) -


TAGS: spring warm melt cold snow canadian prairies
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 18, 2016, 12:15 am
Thanks dizz nice to know this choked you up lol
mizzdizz - March 17, 2016, 11:14 pm
Choke--sputtersputtersputter--roll out of chair laughing---shut up you guys---I get snow/ice surprise attacks clear into the middle of june!!!! LUUUV the poster Prissy! You nailed this 1!!!^!!!!!
MissPriss - March 17, 2016, 9:56 pm
You're moving the house? No worries 2 more weeks and skeeter season is upon us...teebuzzzzzz.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 17, 2016, 8:22 pm
Woke up this morning to an icy madness. throwing a wrench into my house moving plans....5L


Canadian -


TAGS: canadian witness protection new identy
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 20, 2014, 7:40 pm
Dammit...you found him! 2nd from the right.
Oldsod - November 19, 2014, 7:33 pm
So...is that where Mooooo+ got off to? 5 Pantomime Heifers.


Canadians -


TAGS: canadians dance ice falls creation
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 28, 2015, 2:16 am
Thanks 'cern!
concern3 - February 27, 2015, 3:58 am
Miss you nailed it, once again a 5er
JesusWept - February 27, 2015, 1:44 am
I'm Swedish so i've seen tons of people walking on frozen sidewalks. It's truly a hilarious sight LOL
MissPriss - February 27, 2015, 1:08 am
If you've ever had the pleasure of watching a Manitoban trying to walk along a frozen sidewalk...we'd have to claim the fame for twerking too...teehee. Thanks for the L's Jesus.
JesusWept - February 26, 2015, 6:46 pm
You mean leg-break dancing? L L L L L


That's Easy -


TAGS: math canadians hockey beer choices
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:31 pm
Uggie if you want to enroll...it's Hockey 101.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:30 pm
Thanks mizzdizz!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:29 pm
Oh Sod do it...us Canucks have no problem with it...teehee. Thanks for the vote.
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:27 pm
Thanks concern!
MissPriss - November 25, 2014, 6:27 pm
Thanks Jesus. Ant? You're cut off!
ughomer - November 25, 2014, 10:58 am
Hockey 1, hockey 2, hockey 3, .......
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 8:46 am
Budwiser Platnium or Sierra Pale Ale! Something fresh and crisp to go with the beer batter, or if you prefer octopus steaks grilled in the BBQ! yummm! 5 hungry lions!
Oldsod - November 25, 2014, 7:09 am
Oh, how I wish I could get away with adding this to the classroom file...5 beer-battered calimari!
concern3 - November 25, 2014, 6:29 am
Excellent
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 10:01 pm
*Any
JesusWept - November 24, 2014, 10:00 pm
Ant beer goes with rubber octopus. L L L L L


Canadians -


TAGS: canadians politeness sarcasm difference stickers
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 27, 2015, 2:42 pm
I'm Canadian 'cern...I'll take both and just want to say sorry for taking the bonus of the 5's.
concern3 - April 23, 2015, 7:59 am
I'm not sure if I should say "thank you or F&%k you" but it a 5er
MissPriss - April 23, 2015, 12:58 am
Phf***ing rights we do eh! Oops sorry, Canadian spelling...the ph is silent. Once again thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 10:09 pm
LOL! Its been my personal experience that underneath all that sweetness, they know exactly what they're saying! 5 laughing lions!


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